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Cat’s in the Cradle Reboot Competition Winner

admin — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:59:10 +0000

Joe Burby, an amateur songwriter and former actor and playwright who works in sales, is the winner of the Cats in the Cradle Reboot contest. The contest challenged songwriters to update the Harry Chapin classic to reflect today’s always-online culture. Burby, who accompanied himself on acoustic guitar (unplugged, of course), is featured in an article covering the contest in the New York Post.

Chocolate and Blackberries for Valentine’s Day

admin — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:02:20 +0000

Ready to show a special someone that they have your attention? This Valentine’s Day, give more than your heart. Give them a box of chocolates, hand-cut to cradle your Offlined phone or mobile device. Each box comes with a certificate of our Offlining pledge. Only available until February 10th. Supplies are limited.

Update: Sorry! We’re all sold out, but that shouldn’t stop you from Offlining. Take the pledge and make your Valentine’s Day a device-free day.

I pledge ten device-free dates by Feb. 14th, 2012.

admin — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 23:04:32 +0000

Remember, when taking an Offlining pledge, be sure to make dinner reservations and flower arrangements well in advance. Do not attempt the Offlining pledge if your plans involve handcuffs, complicated bedroom procedures, or other fate-tempting behaviors. If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you have a pass to use your mobile device.

Sign the pledge here…